[Friends] NCPC News Item and a Couple of Funnies

[Rick & Doris]

STAMP OUT BIRTHDAYS!

 

The card stamping group will meet Tues. morning, 9:30, at Carol Voellger's
home.  All welcome, as many hands make light work!

 

I ran across these next two items and I thought they were humorous, so I
decided to share them with you all.  As we close out the year and welcome in
2006, I wish each of you a Happy New Year!

 

Minister Joke.

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it
was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left
Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. 

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned Home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to
glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail
expecting messages of condolence from relatives and friends. After reading
the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found
his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: 

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 January 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and
you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

 

 

 

Little Ones.

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play
with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't
go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church. 

Only the janitor was there. 

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out
and play with us". Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor. 

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet
bowl, one at a time. 

Then he said, "You are now baptized!". 

When they got outside, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we
are?" 

The oldest one said, 

"We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you. 

"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water. 

"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you." 

The littlest one asked, "Did you smell that water?" "Yeah, what do you think
that means?" 

"Little one replies, I think it means we're Pisscopailians,"

 

 

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