[Friends] FW: Biblical humor

[Carol Voellger]

>From: "Jill Sampson" <jillymaus at charter.net>
>To: <jillymaus at charter.net>
>Subject: FW: Biblical humor
>Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 16:05:33 -0600
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>Subject: Biblical humor
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>IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE....THESE 
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>REALLY CUTE.
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>Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
>A. Ruthless.
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>Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
>A. German Shepherds.
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>Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
>A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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>  Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
>A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
>little prophet.
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>  Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
>A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
>was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
>were all in one Accord.
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>Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
>A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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>Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived 
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>Eden ?
>A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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>Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
>A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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>Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
>A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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>Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
>A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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>Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
>A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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>Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
>A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
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>  PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
>Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"
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